杂志已经席卷了出版界 2 Magazine has taken the publishing world by storm,
在几天之内就出了第二期 selling out its second issue in a matter of days.
但它是女权作品吗 还是色情作品呢 But is it feminist? Is it pornography?
请欢迎乔伊斯·普里格 Please welcome Joyce Prigger.
我在做的事是真实的 也是困难的 What I'm trying to do is real, and it's hard,
而且没有捷径可走 and there are no shortcuts.
我从来没有在自己刚辞职的地方阔步走过 I've never marched in someplace and just quit before.
我有过 那是起流血事件 I have. There was bloodshed.
那 不如我们问问你的新主编 Well, why don't we ask your new managing editor
看看她怎么想 and see what she thinks?
-蒂蒂 -道格 -Tins? -Doug.
听着 我本来是会和你商量的 但你自己不干了 Look, I would've consulted with you, but, uh, you quit.
和兰尼之间有点怪怪的 Things with Lenny have been a little off.
你很躁动 而且你有个秘密 You are on fire, and you have a secret.
我在申请商学院 I am applying to business school.
就因为几天的不顺利 你就想抛弃我们多年的关系吗 You want to throw away years of our relationship over a couple of bad days?
你真的觉得乔伊斯 Do you really think Joyce
有能力独自完成这一切吗 has what it takes to do all this on her own?
封杀《风骚女子》 Ban the Minx!
取缔《风骚女子》 取缔《风骚女子》 [all chanting] Take the Minx! Take the Minx!
-呜呼 -我告诉你 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! -I'll tell you what.
《风骚女子》是你的了 Minx is yours.
把它带走吧 我等不及看你会做什么了 Take it. I can't wait to see what you do.
♪♪Well, you can bump And grind ♪♪
谢谢你 Thank you.
你好 Hello!
♪♪The children Of the revolution ♪♪
哦 好的... 哦 谢谢... Oh, well... Oh, thank...
乔伊斯 乔伊斯 乔伊斯 Joyce, Joyce, Joyce.
嘿 Hey.
普里格小姐 你这一路走来可不容易啊 You've had quite the ride, Miss Prigger.
你是怎么让它看上去这么简单的呢 How do you make it look so easy?
这个嘛 真正的问题是 Well, the real question is,
为什么男人让它看上去这么难呢 why do men make it look so hard?
哦 你好 Oh, hello.
♪♪ No, you won't... ♪♪
你又叫她的名字了 Calling out her name again.
哦 那不是个春梦 别担心 Oh, it wasn't a sex dream--don't worry.
我倒希望它是 - I'd prefer if it was. -
♪♪ And I keep Climbin' the walls ♪♪
♪♪ That's certain ♪♪
♪♪ To push out All the hurtin' ♪♪
♪♪ I know now That I'm the one to blame ♪♪
圣女贞 德苏珊·B安东尼 Joan of Arc, Susan B. Anthony,
杰基·奥纳西斯 乔伊斯·普里格 Jackie O., Joyce Prigger--
个个都是偶像 icons one and all.
我会想和她们参加茶会 Now, that's a tea party I'd attend.
贝特西·罗斯 阿梅莉亚·埃尔哈特 Betsy Ross, Amelia Earhart...
杰基·奥纳西斯 乔伊斯·普里格 Jackie O., Joyce Prigger--
个个都是颠覆性的人物 game changers one and all.
我真想参加这个茶会 -Sign me up for that tea party. -
索杰纳·特鲁思 Sojourner Truth,
玛丽·居里夫人 Madame Marie Curie,
-杰基·奥纳西斯 -个个都是先驱者 -Jackie O. -Pioneers, one and all.
我们已经达成共识了 We're already on the same page.
不是我参加的第一个茶会 - -Not my first tea party.
你准备好成为康得纳斯这顶皇冠上最新的宝石了吗 Are you ready to be the latest jewel in the Condé Nast crown?
没有人比梅雷迪思更适合 No one is better suited than Meredith
让《风骚女子》成为时髦的 高级的 to make Minx the first name in smart, sophisticated...
以及性感的女性向生活杂志的第一名了 And sexy female-oriented lifestyle publications.
标志性的编辑需要标志性的出版商 An iconic editor needs an iconic publisher--
就是我们赫斯特 Hearst.
-需要TaB可乐吗 -需要TaB可乐吗 -TaB? -TaB?
-需要TaB可乐吗 -谢谢 -TaB? -Thank you.
你想要 How would you like a key
通往康得纳斯时尚衣橱的钥匙吗 to the Condé Nast fashion closet?
想要公司的车和司机吗 Company car and driver?
想要大都会艺术馆晚宴和大都会棒球队的包厢座位吗 Box seats to the Met and the Mets?
这个嘛 或许只要第一个就够了 Well, maybe just the first one.
当你想随时随地开会的时候… And for when you need to take your meetings on the go...
便携电话 portable telephone.
雪莉 我在用 一个行李箱给你打电话 Shelly, I'm calling you from a suitcase.
美国最畅销的新杂志 Best-selling new magazine in America.
等了两年才做广告宣传 Two-year wait just to advertise.
要我说 银行一定疯狂想要灬 I mean, if you ask me, any bank would be crazy
-才会不借钱… -才会不借钱 -not to loan money-- - Not to loan money
给有这本杂志版权的人 to the man who owns the rights to that, yeah.
这个嘛 这和杂志没有关系 Well, it's not about the magazine.
和出版了杂志的人有关系 It's about the man who launched the magazine,
找未琢之玉嘛 对吧 found the diamond in the rough, right?
我道格·雷内蒂就是做这一行的 That's what Doug Renetti does.
据说道格·雷内蒂做的事 Says here what Doug Renetti does
就是通过承诺未来的收入 is mount up towering debt
来累积巨额债务 against the promise of future receipts.
这就是出版界啊 朋友 That's publishing, my friend.
你把你自己吹得天花乱坠的 You've overextended yourself like a madman.
重申一遍 这是出版业 这就是行业规则 Again, that's publishing. That's the game.
我觉得这不是个好机会 So maybe not a good business for us to get into.
我像你保证 我们一定能转亏为盈的 I'm gonna get back in the black, I promise you that.
你听说过跑步吗 Have you ever heard of running?
这是一种新的健身方式 是个不错的杂志题材 It's a new fitness trend, and I got a magazine for it.
一定会大卖的哦 It's about to explode.
那这本杂志叫什么呢 You want to know what it's called?
慢足 Joggin'.
没有跑的右半边 就是 慢足 No G, just Joggin'.
还是算了吧 我有无数个好主意 Hey, scratch that one. I got a million ideas.
多揉揉 小奶狗 Mm. Knead it, papi.
也许我们应该问问奥图罗 Maybe we should ask Arturo
想不想当模特 if he wants to model, see what happens.
不 我们两家很熟悉 我知道他很虔诚 No. He's super religious. Our families are close.
哦 好吧 我觉得这是个折中的办法 Oh. It's a good centrefold idea, though--
工薪阶层的英雄 working-class heroes,
汗流浃背的男人们衣不蔽体地努力干活 sweaty men doing honest labor naked.
哦 食品加工业的话可能不太妙 Oh, maybe not in food prep, though.
你对于一本还没落地的杂志题材 You keep pitching ideas
真是有永不衰竭的灵感 for a magazine that doesn't exist.
乔乔会找到出版商的 Joyce will find a publisher.
她在给我们寻找一位合格的后爹 She's picking a dad for us.
这可不是什么心急就能办好的事 This is not something you have to rush.
哦 真不错 但我必须要付你工资呀 Oh, very sweet, but you I have to pay.
告诉我你找到出版商了 Tell me you made a decision.
在这里工作我简直生不如死 Baker's hours are killing me.
你见过凌晨三点的样子吗 There should only be one three o'clock.
对不起但我真的做不到 I'm sorry, but this is very hard.
大家都很善良 对我表示认同 Everyone's just so nice and agreeable.
然后呢 And?
我真的不习惯别人跟我站在一边 你呢 And I am not used to the world saying yes to me, are you?
我猜想你会得到更多支持 乔乔 I'm guessing you get a lot more yeses, Joyce.
如果我帮你选呢 Would it help if I chose?
这也不是第一次了 It wouldn't be the first time
我找继父的速度一般很快 I found a stepdad on short notice.
哦 谢谢你 不用了 Uh, thank you, no.
我只是想再多一点点时间 Uh, I just need a teeny little bit more time.
那是多久呢 And how long is that gonna take?
我不知道 乔乔 但我破产了 I'm sorry, Joyce, but I'm broke.
而且我还得再找一份工作 And I have to take a second job.
这不就是你的第二份工作吗 不 因为 -Isn't this your second job? - No, because...
啊 好吧 什么工作 Uh, well, what's the job?
有一个疯婆子找到我 Some crazy rich lady tracked me down,
给了我一笔巨款 叫我帮她拍私房写真 offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her.
《风骚女子》那种风格的 She wants the Minx touch.
天呐 里奇 你怎么能做这种事 What--Richie, no. That's beneath you.
我能穿着围裙对着我的教子犯花痴 I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson.
还有什么不能做的 Don't tell me what's beneath me.
这个疯婆子是什么人 Who's the crazy rich lady?
我的钱袋子 She's the money I need.
而且这会给你慢慢做决定的时间 And it'll buy you time to make a very easy decision.
你们两个来帮忙吧 You two should come help.
-好啊 -不了 -Fun! -Pass.
-假清高 -靴靴 - Snob. - Gracias.
谢谢 这才是标准的西班牙语 Gracias. This ain't Spain.
锻炼锻炼吧 老兄 Work the lats, hon.
举着那个火把 仿佛你要把天堂烧个窟窿一样 Hold that flame up like you burning heaven itself.
我没笑 自由女神是个严肃的婊子 I'm not smiling. Liberty's a serious bitch.
查克 咱俩认识多久了 Chucky, come on, man, how long you known me?
拉倒吧 Oh, yeah.
你知道我这钱多而且利息合理 So you know I'm good for the money
所以你应该跟我一起 that you front me, plus the vig.
我还准备了能让你从梦里笑醒的好消息哦 And I'm gonna give you a nice chunk
你来当我们杂志的合伙人怎么样 of profit participation to boot on this one, okay?
-合伙人 -对啊 -"Profit participation"? -Yeah.
但我不知道你的窟窿要花多少才能填上 Well, I didn't know how deep the hole was.
好吧 虽然我的保险已经过期了 Well, I probably shouldn't have let my insurance lapse.
这是我的问题 但我们一定得是一边的 That's on me, but we got to stick together.
我们要像以前一样 互相支撑才行 We got to help each other like we always have.
好了 老兄 别再整那些没用的 Hey, hon, don't mess with that.
斯利姆 让自由女神的奶子挺起来好吗 Slim, get-get Liberty's tits properly fortified.
查克 我们就不能好好谈谈这件事吗 Chuck, can you please talk to me for a second on this?
好吧 时代已经变了 道格 Okay. Times have changed, Dougie.
你为了一本娘们唧唧的杂志 You traded in your real friends
出卖了你真正的朋友 for that pish-posh ladies' magazine,
让我们在水深火热中挣扎 bringing all kinds of heat on us.
你知道你为什么在这里卑微求人吗 And you know why you're here with your hand out?
-为什么· -你太高调了 - Why? -You got fancy.
-我没高调 -你高调了 道格你高调了 -I didn't get fancy. -You did, Doug. You did.
-我没有 -你有 道格 - I didn't get fancy. -You got fancy, Doug.
你本来在和迪克·卡韦特谈话 You was chitchatting with Dick Cavett,
然后 哦 转头你就没来我的圣诞派对 and then, oops, there goes the RSVP to my Christmas party.
莉迪亚可难过了 Lydia is bereft.
你是我们见过的最棒的圣诞老人 You were the best goddamn Santa we ever had.
后来就只能让两指迈克扮成圣诞老人 Now we got Mikey Two-Fingers in the suit.
迈克扮圣诞老人吗 Mikey's Santa?
他喜欢捏的是屁股 可不是小朋友的脸颊 He pinches asses, not cheeks.
哦 这还要怪你 Yeah. That's on you.
那怪我 不是两指迈克的错吗 That's on me? Not Mikey Deuce?
我们都了解迈克 Hey, we all know who Mikey is.
你变了 You've changed.
见到你太棒了查克 -Great to see you, Chuck. -Mm-hmm.
再会 米茜 Mitzi.
告诉斑比她好久没来打麻将了 Tell Bambi we miss her at mah-jongg.
一定 Okay.
♪♪ I rode my bicycle Past your window last night ♪♪
♪♪ I roller-skated To your door at daylight ♪♪
♪♪ It almost seems Like you're avoiding-- ♪♪
临阵脱逃 这太不像斑比了 It's not like Bambi to flake.
她都没有永久住址 She doesn't have a permanent address.
当然 但一旦她承诺了 她就会来的 Sure, but once she commits to something, she shows up,
尤其是能冲澡的地方 especially if there's a shower.
不管怎么样 谢谢你替她 Anyway, thanks for filling in.
我的好奇心被点燃了 My curiosity is piqued.
欢迎您来到佩拉根宅邸 Welcome to Peregrine's Reach.
♪♪ Well, I got ♪♪
♪♪ A brand-new pair Of roller-skates ♪♪
♪♪ You got a brand-new key ♪♪
♪♪ I think That we should get together ♪♪
♪♪ And try them out, you see ♪♪
♪♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪♪
♪♪ La, la, la ♪♪
♪♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, I got a brand-new... ♪♪
♪♪ You got a brand-new key ♪♪ -Hmm.
嘿 你好吗 Hey. Hi.
嗯 我知道不应该在这 Um, I know I'm not supposed to be here,
而且我也知道 你需要自己的空间 and I know you wanted your space,
我能理解 and I respect that,
但我和里奇已经快被你妹妹搞疯了 but your sister is driving me and Richie crazy.
所以我想试着 - So I'm trying
鼓起勇气 to put on a brave face,
但我的下巴开始抽搐了 but my jaw is starting to clench,
因为我昨晚一直磨牙 and I'm grinding my teeth at night,
而你最擅长给建议了 所以… and you're the best at advice, so--
没关系 It's fine. Okay?
-没关系的 -我都不知道 -It's-it's-it's-it's fine. -I don't even know
你和乔伊斯还有没有联系 if you and Joyce are talking right now.
哦 她 我们挺好的 Oh, she--yeah, we're good.
上次她给我打电话 是在一个行李箱里 She called me the other day from a suitcase.
嗯 进来吧 Um... yeah, come in.
我给你泡杯茶 I'll make you a cup of tea.
-哦 -来吧 -Oh. - Yeah.
-谢谢 -没事 -Thanks. -Yeah.
哦顺便 兰尼和我现在关系很好 Oh, by the way, Lenny and I are great.
我们学了一些《爱经》里的东西 Yeah, we're tearing through the Kama Sutra.
我太为你们开心了 That makes me so happy.
确保他做老汉推车之前一定做好拉伸 Make sure he stretches really well before Wheelbarrow.
金·哈克曼的腰椎就是这样搞坏的 Gene Hackman's lumbar has never recovered.
那可太糟了 Oh, no.
-谢谢你道格 -没事 - Thank you, Doug. - Yeah.
期待与你的下次合作 I hope this isn't goodbye forever.
《坏女孩高校》还在暑期休息 Bad Girl High is on summer break.
但秋季学期马上就到了哦 Fall semester's right around the corner.
就这么说定了 -Guaranteed. -[both chuckle]
-见到你真高兴 -谢了 道格 -Good to see you. - Thank you, Doug.
是我该谢谢你 Thank you.
你知道我们支票账户已经见底了吧 You know the checking account is bone-dry, right?
当然 但他不知道啊 I do. He doesn't.
他迟早会回来的 估计还会带上双截棍 He's gonna come back, probably with his nunchucks.
蒂蒂 支票要是不能兑现 I can't worry about what's gonna happen
那也是五到七个工作日后的事了 in five to seven business days
我总不能现在就开始发愁吧 when that check doesn't clear, Tins.
今天 最多加上明天 才是我该操心的 I got to worry about today and possibly tomorrow.
按你说的 今天 我们没钱印刷任何一份 Okay, well, today, we can't afford to print
已完成准备发行的杂志 any of the magazines that are ready to go.
等到明天 我们更没钱 And tomorrow we can't afford
运输那些印刷好了的杂志 to distribute any of the ones already printed.
好极了 Great.
和查克谈的怎么样 How'd it go with Chuck?
挺好 Good.
他减了20磅 正在尝试西柚节食法 He lost 20 pounds. He's on a grapefruit diet.
-还有呢 -还有 他肿的时候更顺眼 -And? -And he looked better plump.
-男人害怕不是罪 承认吧 -不 我没有 -You can say you're scared. - Well, I'm not scared.
你我二人穷途末路 背水一战 You and me, backs against the wall,
我们对抗整个世界 这是我最理想的状态 us against the world-- there's no place I'd rather be.
谢谢 Thank you.
帕帕多普洛斯女士马上就到 Mrs. Papadopoulos will be with you shortly.
他说的是帕帕多普洛斯吗 Did he say Papadopoulos?
是 奇怪的名字是吧 Yeah. Fun name, right?
等一下 是康斯坦斯·帕帕多普洛斯吗 Wait. Constance Papadopoulos?
是啊 Yes.
你还好吗 You okay?
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
她是历史上第一个在纽约证券交易所 She's only the first woman to ever hold a seat
占有一席之地的女人 on the New York Stock Exchange.
而且她从她孱弱的丈夫手里接管了公司 And she's the world's first female CEO
成为了世界上第一个女总裁 of a company that she took over from her ailing husband.
并将其经营成了一个商业帝国 And she turned it into this empire,
结果丈夫一死她就被董事会无情驱逐了 only to be forced out by this ruthless board upon his untimely death.
-听上去像是编的 -不不不 都是真的 -That sounds made up. -No, no, no. It's all true.
我们在《被埋没的女性资本家》 We did this whole semester on her
这门课上研究了她一整个学期 in Unsung Heroines of Capitalism.
大学教的都是屁话 College is such bullshit.
要是能采访她 让我死都行 I would die to interview her.
别这么早就想着死 Well, don't plan on dying anytime soon.
叫你来是照相的 仅此而已 You're here to take pictures, that's it.
跟上 Follow me.
弗迪南和伊莎贝拉没给你们添麻烦吧 I hope Ferdinand and Isabella weren't too much of a bother.
不会 他们很温顺 No, they're very obedient.
阿富汗猎犬都很固执… 几乎不可能被驯服 但到我手上就… Afghans are the stubborn breed nearly impossible to train them, and yet...
我 看得出来它们都很乖巧可爱 I-I can tell they're big sweeties.
看呐 你们两个坏坏的西班牙君主 Look at you, you big, bad Spanish monarchs.
想要掠夺美洲新大陆吗 Are you gonna pillage the New World?
别用那个词 Don't use that word.
会激发它们杀戮的本能 Triggers the kill instinct.
哪个词 Which word?
我之前和卡罗尔·多亨尼 Carole Doheny and I were taking
一起上写生课 埃斯特班是我们的模特 a life drawing class, and Esteban was our model.
我第一眼就看中他了 I just had to have him.
-看看这个男人 -看着呢 -Look at that man. -I'm looking.
我可不认为炭笔能承载他的神韵 I mean, I don't think the charcoal could do him justice.
-不行 -绝对不行 -Mm-mm. -No, no.
我们得把他留在胶卷上 We need to get this on film.
我们必须完美再现 让他流传千古 We need to do it right, forever.
看到一个女人主宰她的性欲真 是太振奋人心了 It's so inspiring to see a woman owning her sexuality.
你懂的 You know?
诶 这是”欲望的反射”吗 Um, is this Reflections of Desire?
可以这么说吧 It's a version.
这可是我们下期杂志的核心概念 That's our next centrefold concept.
你不能用 You can't use that.
嘿 是我先提出镜中丁丁的 Uh, dicks in mirrors was my idea.
-我就要这么拍 -里奇... -I'm using it. -Richie...
这就是你不选出版商的后果 See what happens when you don't pick a publisher?
我在镜子里会露出多少 So how much of me are you gonna catch in the mirrors?
多少全看您的意思 As much or as little as you want.
大部分是埃斯特班 It'll mostly be Esteban,
但是 你的一角或是一片睡衣也会出镜 but, uh, we're gonna pick up bits and pieces of your robe
来体现你的存在 to feel your presence.
我很满意 I love it.
嗯 我也很满意 Yeah, I loved it, too.
噢 不好意思 你是来捣乱的吗 Oh, I'm sorry, are you gonna be a problem?
我吗 不会不会 抱歉 我只是… Me? No, no. I'm sorry. No, I'm just, um...
我只是 我有点慌张 说实话 I'm just--I'm a little flustered, to be honest,
因为我不知道今天是来拍您 because I didn't know that this shoot was for you.
只是 天呐 居然能见到您… And just, God, meeting you--
您是众多女人心目中的英雄 you're such a hero to so many women.
而且… And...
我想问 他们真的在塞浦路斯给你下了毒吗 I just--did they really try to poison you in Cyprus?
那是 很久很久之前了… That was a long, long time ago...
在克里特岛 in Crete.
-嘿 乔伊斯吗 -嗯 -Hey, Joyce? -Yeah.
能帮我把85号拿出来吗 我打算从那个开始 Can you get out the 85? I'm gonna start with that.
-好 -谢谢你 -Yeah. -Thank you.
埃斯特班 你可以起身脱掉浴袍了 Esteban, feel free to get up and disrobe.
你准备好了 就可以摆姿势了 Get into position whenever you're ready.
不 康斯坦斯 你坐在那里就好 No, Constance, you stay right there.
-完美 -呃… -Perfect. -Um...
85号 呃 是指其中一个镜头吗 is the 85, uh, one of these lenses,
还是 其中一卷胶卷 or is it one of these rolls of film?
普里格小姐 如果你想当老板 Miss Prigger, if you're going to be a boss,
你必须得知道怎么做你所有手下的工作 you really should know how to do the job of all the people working for you.
-你知道我的名字吗 -我当然知道 -You know who I am? -Well, of course I do.
我跟里卡多说了我是你杂志的忠实粉丝 I told Ricardo that I'm a tremendous fan of your magazine.
但是 你是来帮助你的摄影师的 But you're here to help your photographer,
所以请做好你该做的 so do that job,
还要带着全部的热情和敏锐的洞察力去做 and do it with vigour and perspicacity.
没错 您真是充满了智慧 Yes. You are so wise.
谢谢了 真是抱歉 Thank you. I'm sorry.
不好意思 我还是没搞清楚 I'm so sorry-- I still don't know
到底是镜头还是胶片 whether it's a lens or it's film.
是胶片 It's film.
谢谢 Thank you.
乔伊斯在这个问题上遇到了困难 I'm not surprised Joyce is having
我一点儿也不惊讶 a hard time with this decision.
是 但她说 她想要一个和道格完全相反的 Yeah, but she said she wants the opposite of Doug,
而他们全都符合 and they all are.
嗯 可能是她害怕 Well, she's probably afraid of making
一时冲动做出选择… an impulsive choice...
就是那种 当下觉得没问题 you know, one that might feel right in-in the moment
但对未来会有十分长远的影响 but, ah, uh, have long-lasting effects
可能导致 我也不知道 会让她人生一片混乱 that could, I-I don't know, throw her life into turmoil.
我觉得我能理解 I guess I can understand that.
决策要么理性 要么感性 对吧 Decisions are-are rational or emotional, right?
做理性的决策 很简单 你只需要权衡利弊 Rational decisions, easy. You weigh pros and cons.
但是当情绪涌上来 But-but emotions, feelings,
强烈的 无法抗拒的情感… powerful feelings, um...
还有一时的冲动… impulses, uh...
这些东西可能会令你困惑 I mean, that-that can be confusing
让你崩溃 and also paralysing.
没错 Right.
从某种意义上说 按兵不动 And in a sense, there-there's a safety
不做任何决定 会带来安全感 in not making a choice, in-in-in not making a decision,
因为一旦做了决定 就会感觉灬 because once you do, it can feel...
无法回头 irreversible.
就像是 违背内心告诉对方 Like, saying something that you want
有些事绝对不能重演 can never happen again.
我想 如果乔伊斯是害怕 Well, I think if Joyce is afraid
会伤害其中一个出版商 of hurting one of the publisher's feelings,
她不用担心的 she shouldn't worry about that.
这个出版商会理解的 The publisher will understand.
不能重演吗 Never?
绝对不能 Never.
♪♪ You ♪♪
♪♪ Can take away my mind ♪♪
你确定吗 Are you sure?
♪♪ So that I can't think ♪♪
是的 但别在这儿 Okay, not here.
♪♪ And replace it With heat ♪♪
嘿 蒂蒂 你瞧瞧 Hey, Tins, check it out!
这几乎是白嫖来的 The guy practically gave it to me!
你的车呢 Where is your car?
别担心 我以旧换新了 Don't worry about that. I had to trade it in.
但是这辆更好 But this one's even better.
这可是六轮大车啊 Now I got six wheels.
老天 那是血迹吗 Jesus, is that blood?
一桶肥皂水 就能让它干干净净 Eh, bucket of soap, you'll wash it right off.
我现在有个计划 But now I got a plan.
我们能自己运杂志了 We can deliver the magazines ourselves.
我想好了运输线路 I figured out a route.
我们从加利福利亚出发 We go from California
开到亚利桑那州 再到犹他州 to, uh, Arizona to Utah.
如果我们轮流睡觉只要39个小时就能完成 We could do it all in 39 hours if we take turns sleeping.
你说了很多个”我们”啊 I'm hearing a lot of "we"s.
对啊 因为我们是个团队啊 Well, that's 'cause we're a team.
你 你会开大卡车的 对吧 You've driven a-a rig before, haven't you?
没事 别担心 我来教你 Well, don't worry about it. I'll teach you.
等我们抵达贝克斯菲尔德时 你就会是个驾驶专家了 You'll be a pro by the time we get to Bakersfield.
道格… Doug...
我们俩都过了做这些事的年纪了 that time has passed for both of us.
抱歉 Sorry.
打给乔伊斯吧 Just call Joyce.
告诉她你犯了错 你想好好和她谈谈 Tell her you made a mistake, you want to work something out.
那样我多软蛋啊 That would make me look weak.
那你应该是灬 As opposed to...
坚挺的男人 Strong.
♪♪ We need to help somebody ♪♪
我承认我和康斯坦斯刚开始相处地不太融洽 I feel like Constance and I got off on the wrong foot,
但她后来对我的脸色温和多了 but I think she really warmed to me by the end,
所以我想重新和她谈采访的事 so I'm gonna reapproach her about that interview.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
美好幻想 Rhapsodising?
你这是在让自己分心 我在为杂志费心 -You're distracting yourself. -By working on the magazine?
要是我们真的在为杂志费心 If we were working on the magazine,
当下我们已经在市中心摩天大厦的25楼上 we'd be on the 25th floor of a skyscraper downtown,
而不是在博伊尔高地 身上全是玉米面 not coated in masa in Boyle Heights.
喂 如果任何一个出版商有康斯坦斯的”洞察力” Look, if any of them had Constance's perspicacity,
如此学富五车的一个词 我都没听谁用过灬 a word so erudite I've never heard it in conversation...
-你这”学富五车” -也一样那一切都简单了 -Like "erudite." -...then this would be easy.
出版商们没必要用 Publishers aren't supposed to impress you
他们的词汇量惊艳你 乔伊斯 with their vocabulary, Joyce.
他们用的是钞票 They impress you with money
还有精美的印刷设备 and access to printing presses.
是的 他们都想要我们 Yes, they all want us,
但我...我不确定他们是不是懂我们 你明白吗 but I just--I don't know if they get us, you know?
懂我们所经历的一切 Everything we've been through.
你看看这里 我们在夹缝中也能生长 I mean, look around. We're scrappy.
我和斑比辞职是因为我们相信你 Bambi and I quit our jobs because we believe in you.
无论你做什么决定都会是好结果 Whatever choice you make is gonna be a good one
因为那意味着你会继续领导我们和《风骚女子》 because it means that you'll be leading us and Minx again.
所有的选项都很好 选一个吧 You have great options. Choose one.
♪♪ What makes me cry ♪♪
拜托 怎么所有的小奖品都没了 Come on, why are all the prizes gone?
哦 孩子们拿到零食第一件事 Oh, that's the first thing the kids do--
就是打开包装 抢走小礼品 rip open the top, grab the prize--
兰伯特家族最大的吵架源头 big source of conflict in the Lambert house.
等等 我找到一个了 Oh, wait, I found one.
-能给我吗 -不可以 小姑娘 -Can I keep it? -No, you may not, young lady.
但这是把梳子啊 我需要梳子 But it's comb, and I need a comb.
哦 我会给你买把梳子的 Oh, I'll buy you a comb.
嘿 亲爱的 我回家了 Hey, honey, I'm home!
你肯定不敢相信我给布伦特·约翰斯顿拔智齿的时候发生了什么 You are not gonna believe what happened during Brent Johnstone's molar extraction.
我知道他会喷血 但老天 I mean, I-I knew he was a gusher, but, my God.
-那后面是我们放干粮的… -哦 Uh, back over there's where we keep -our dry goods, so... - Oh.
兰尼 嗨 Lenny! Hi.
你怎么这么早就回家了 You're home early.
呃 我被喷了一身 想回家换件衣服 Well, I got gushed on, so thought I would change.
哦 这位是 呃… Oh, um, this is the, um...
斑比 Bambi.
哦 久仰大名 Oh, the famous Bambi.
正是在下 -In the flesh. -
她是来 呃... She came to, um...
来 借这个内衣的 over to, uh, borrow this bra.
-是哦 -是吧 -Oh, yes. -Mm-hmm.
我自己的掉进井里了 I lost mine in a well.
哦 这下我这拔智齿的事倒见怪不怪了 Well, that puts my molar story to shame.
呃 要不我上楼帮你拿件 Um, do you want me to run upstairs and get you
-干净衣服吧 -不 我自己来吧 -a fresh, uh, shirt? -No. I got it.
不过我有个问题想问问你这位朋友斑比 I do want to ask your friend Bambi a question, though.
你问吧 Yeah.
我真是好奇… I'm just wondering...
你怎么能把我的妻子拍得如此性感 how did you take such sexy pictures of my wife?
你已经是模特了 居然还是个摄影师啊 What, y-you're a model and a photographer?
哦 这很简单 Well, yeah, it was easy.
看看她 她多美 Look at her. She's gorgeous.
太对了 Damn tootin'.
哦 你们继续参观吧 Well, don't let me interrupt the tour.
对了 如果你喜欢我们的食品储藏室 If you like that pantry, by the way,
我们家还有个亚麻布衣柜会更让你叹为观止 we got a linen closet that's gonna knock your socks off.
应该是雪松的 I think it's the cedar.
-很高兴认识你哦 -我也是 -Nice meeting you. Yep.
这是给我的吗 Are those for me?
你早干嘛去了 You should have.
不是给你的 给乔伊斯的 Not for you, for Joyce.
哦 她刚走 Well, you just missed her.
但你要是想低头认错 我很乐意帮你转达 But if you want to grovel, I'll happily take the message.
我不是来认错的 只是拜访一下老朋友 No grovelling from me, just checking in on old friends.
呵 Mm.
你猜怎么着 我和斑比都猜到你会回来 You know, Bambi and I knew you'd be back.
她说你会带瓶霞多丽白葡萄酒 She thought you'd bring Chardonnay,
但我知道你最爱超市的廉价花束 but I know you're a sucker for supermarket flowers.
多谢 我赢了打赌的50美金 Thank you. I just won $50.
不得不说 你现在很需要这笔钱 Well, from the looks of it, you could use the money.
一针见血啊 Touché.
你的眼光真是毒辣啊 老哥 You got a hell of an eye, kid.
但你犯了个错 But you're making a mistake here.
-老年人黄片 -泥垢了 -Senior porn? - Oh, come on.
你怎么不提醒乔伊斯 我们栽过跟头了 You should warn Joyce. We went down this road.
还记得《银发荡妇》吗 You remember Silver Sluts?
嗯 还有《半老徐娘》 Mm. And Oldies but Goodies?
是啊 没人想看灰色的阴毛 Yeah, people don't want to see gray bush.
我不明白 但没钱赚 I don't know why. There's no money in it.
对了 道格 我已经有粉丝了 You know what, Doug? I have fans now.
你没听错 而且他们富得流油 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy.
住着奢华城堡 And they live in castles,
还雇我来拍他们玩乐 and they hire me to shoot their playthings.
厉害 真是恭喜你啊 Good for you. I'm so happy for you.
你真是人生赢家 You're such a winner.
究竟有多富有 -How wealthy?
我今晚不想参加老爸那个蠢事 I don't want to go to Dad's stupid thing tonight.
吉瓦尼斯俱乐部不蠢 The Kiwanis are hardly stupid.
你口中的蠢事 You're talking about one
是我国最重要的服务机构之一 of America's foremost service organisations,
而且非常难得的也重视你父亲 who just so happen to be honouring your father,
这可是个不得了的大事 which is a big deal.
-不得了的蠢事 -哦上帝啊 -Stupid big deal. -Oh, my God.
我做了什么 竟让你这般崩溃 What did I do to deserve such a rousing defence?
你的孩子们丝毫不懂你为家里做出了多少贡献 Your children don't seem to value all you do for this family.
那个 我... 自打看到你和斑比在一起的样子 You know, I was, uh...thinking about you and Bambi,
我就一直在想 seeing you two together like that.
想什么 Like what?
不清楚呢 满面笑容 激动万分 I don't know. Smiley? Excited?
就是 跟她一起工作的时候你很高兴 I mean, you-you were so happy when you were working with her.
所以你应该回《风骚女子》去 So maybe you should go back to Minx.
不 额 我是说现在 N-no, it's, um... I mean, there is--
没有《风骚女子》了 there is no Minx.
乔伊斯到处奔忙 Joyce is, like, all over the place.
那 找其他工作咯 Well, some other job, then.
听着 我是说 我知道在家庭以外的地方你总是惹麻烦 所以… I mean, look, I know that you like getting up to trouble outside of the house, so...
只是个建议 just an idea.
爱你 Love you.
我也爱你 -Love you, too.
-这还蛮奇怪的 -哦 天 -That's an odd prize. -Oh, God.
谢谢 Thank you.
天呐 Oh, my God.
我保证 普里格小姐 I assure you, Miss Prigger...
-女士 -对 女士 - Ms. -Right, Ms.
那是结婚了还是没结 That mean married or not married?
跟称先生一个意思 I means the same thing as "Mr."
说得对 Well said.
小伙子们 注意了 慎重措辞 Pay attention, boys. Words matter.
你跟《时尚》的姑娘们一定会很合得来 You are gonna get on great with the gals down at Vogue.
-嗯 -她们就很爱纠正我们 -Mm. -They love correcting us.
我们可以开始 Shall we get down to the business
讨论《风骚女子》加入康得纳斯集团的事了吗 of making Minx part of the Condé Nast family?
有时间聊两句吗 Can I speak with you for a sec?
抱歉 稍等我一会 I'm so sorry. Just give me one second.
马上就回来 I'll be right back.
你在这干嘛呢 What are you doing here?
你心里不想这么做 You don't want to do this.
你要是想 几周前你就签字了 If you did, you would have signed weeks ago.
什么鬼 不是 我只是一直在谈 What? No. I've been negotiating.
别骗我了 我看到你那笑容了 Stop lying to me. I saw that smile--
对着他们都是假的 对着我才是真心的 the fake one you gave them and the real one you gave me.
我才没有 I did no such thing.
不 你有 Yes, you did.
那些老古董永远不会懂你的 乔伊斯 Those dinosaurs will never get you, Joyce.
他们配不上你 你需要一个出版商能… You're better than them. Y-you need a publisher--
不不 道格 别这样 我们试过了 No, Doug, come on, look, we--we-we tried,
但行不通啊 and-and it didn't work.
康斯坦斯·帕帕多普洛斯 Constance Papadopoulos.
嗯 她怎么了 Yeah, what about her?
我拉到她给股底抽薪出版社投资 I pitched her on investing in Bottom Dollar,
额 然后她拒绝了 不感兴趣 uh, and she said no, she wasn't interested...
嗯 因为她不蠢 Yeah, 'cause she's smart.
…除非加上《风骚女子》 ...without Minx.
拜托 你想想看 Come on, think.
她是你最合适最完美的出版商 She's your perfect, perfect publisher.
道格 康斯坦斯来出版《风骚女子》怎么会… Doug, Constance publishing Minx is...
-…不是个绝佳的组合呢 -对嘛 没有更好的了 -...a really good idea. -Yeah, it's a good idea.
妈的 我之前就跟她在一块 在她房子里 God damn it, I was right there with her, in her house.
我怎么就没想到呢 Why didn't I think of that?
你也不用想 我不就是为了这时候用的 You don't have to. That's why you got me.
不 你看 她从船运退下来 No, look, she's-she's retired from shipping.
她一点出版经验都没有 She--no, she has zero publishing experience.
我听到的全是她很有钱 Good, all I hear is deep pockets
但对经营杂志不会指手画脚 with no big ideas on how to run a magazine.
她不懂 我们能教啊 What she doesn't know, we could teach her.
-“我们”-对 我们 -"We"? -Yeah, we.
会议都准备好了 她也准备好了 The meeting's all set. She's primed.
我只需要你一个小时 I just need one hour of your time.
♪♪ Well, you work All your life ♪♪
♪♪ To make your bread ♪♪
♪♪ But before you lived You're gonna be dead ♪♪
♪♪ So listen to the little man Talkin' in your head... ♪♪
嗨 麦小二 Hey, Mikey Two.
我就知道你会来 谢谢宝贝 I knew you'd come through. Thank you, baby.
很高兴有你的信儿啊 道道 Nice to hear from you, Dougie.
嘿 你知道的 Hey, you know I got
你什么时候想要那玩意了来找我 知道吧 the what-what whenever you in need, right?
嗯嗯 一定一定 Yeah, I do, I do.
别老去扮圣诞老人了 And don't get comfy in that Santa suit.
交给我来办就行 I'm coming for it.
-嘿 只能喂干粮啊 -放心吧 - Hey, dry food only. - Okay.
这儿可没什么会议 There's no meeting.
嘛 她说很期待进一步交流 Well, she said she was excited to continue our conversation.
至于多快能聊上就不确定了 She just didn't know how soon it would be.
好嘞 Good.
看 我天生跟这狗玩得来 Look at me. I'm a natural with this dog.
那你怎么知道她在这 How do you even know she's here?
嘛 我去了她的城堡 喝了她的茶 Well, I went to her castle, I drank her tea,
聊了聊狗狗 我们的共同话题 we talked dogs, which we have in common.
顺便一提 这位是芝麻开门 然后她... This is Abracadabra, by the way, and she...
哦 是他 Oh, he...
-...陪伴了我许久 -你真是有够可以 -...is my longtime companion. -You are unbelievable.
哦 谢谢 我很喜欢听 Aw, thanks. I feel pretty good about this.
拉倒吧 我没在夸你 No, it was not a compliment.
道格 你觉得你能靠瞎逼逼万事顺遂是吧 Doug, you think you can just BS your way through life.
一切事情最后总能解决的嘛 Everything's always gonna work out.
呵 可不是一切事情 只是对这事心怀侥幸对吧 Well, not everything, but hopefully this, right?
我可不想让我敬佩的人这样认识我 It's not how I want to connect with my heroes.
嗨 康斯坦斯 Constance! Hey!
雷内蒂先生 乔伊斯 Mr. Renetti. Joyce.
-您好 -我早该猜到的 -Hello. -I should have known
你俩肯定会在这 you two would have been here.
啊 著名的芝麻开门 Ah, the famous Abracadabra.
她真是只漂...毛色非常特别 She is a beaut-- very distinctive colouring.
这真是个美丽的意外 是吧 Well, this really is a happy accident, right?
我和你还有乔伊斯可都在一块 You, me, and Joyce all in the same exact spot?
好像是我们冥冥之中 It's like the universe wants us to continue
注定要再续前缘 康妮 our conversation, Connie.
-真是太巧了 -是啊 -Very serendipitous. -Agreed.
也许康斯坦斯现在并不想谈论工作 Maybe Constance doesn't want to talk shop right now.
哦不不不 没关系 Oh, no, no, no. It's fine.
我走到哪儿都有企业家向我提案 Entrepreneurs proposition me everywhere I go.
这是身为富有寡妇的必然之险 It's the perils of being a wealthy widow.
理解 I can only imagine.
就像喝茶时我说的那样 Well, like I was saying over tea,
有了你的财力支持和我的专业知识 with your backing financially and my know-how,
我们一定能让《风骚女子》远超杂志本身 we could turn Minx into so much more than just a magazine.
你想想我们会有的成就 呃 品牌营销 I mean, just picture this-- uh, merchandising,
还有 时尚盛典 海外版本 uh, uh, uh, events, international editions,
让它风靡全球 taking this thing global.
想想我们这能赚多少钱 Think about the money for a second.
而这一切 都不是我的功劳 And all of this, it's not me.
而是她的 It's her.
这一切都要归功于这位女士 乔伊斯·普里格 It's all made possible
对我们编辑团队的杰出领导 by our brilliant editorial leadership
乔伊斯你来说 from this lady right here, Ms. Joyce Prigger.
乔伊斯 Joyce?
康斯坦斯 借一步说话好吗 Constance, could I talk to you alone?
啊这 我觉得 没必要吧 Well, I don't-- I don't think that's necessary.
你乖乖听话 带宝贝们去兜一圈吧 -I think we could just-- -No, no.Why don't you be a lamb and take our babies for a spin?
他们好像 -They look like they have
也有些”要事”要做 some business to attend to as well.
-它们看着挺舒服的呀… -多谢啦 Well, it looks to me they're so comfortable-- Thank you.
好啦 它们”大功告成”之前 你可以和我说到 All right, you have until they ring the gong for the grand promenade.
但我先把话放这 我不投资生意 But know this-- I don't invest in businesses.
我投资的是人 I invest in people.
你有何值得我投资的呢 So why should I invest in you?
说吧 Go.
是这样的 你将投资的不仅仅是我 Well, it isn't just me.
还有我的团队 It's my whole team.
而且… And...
我们像你一样 是局外人 we're outsiders like you.
我们得开辟自己的道路 We had to blaze our own trail.
而我并不想因为康得纳斯 And I don't want to stop doing that
虎视眈眈就放弃自己的道路 理解吗 just because Condé Nast is panting at the door, you know?
我想坚持我们自己的道路 I want to keep doing it our way.
我想… I want to--
我想在一个女性的领导下继续奋斗 I want to keep fighting with a woman at the helm,
她不仅理解 而且感同身受 who not only understands it but who has actually lived it.
但我输了斗争 But I lost my fight.
他们夺走了我的公司 还想要了我的命 And they took my company, and then they tried to kill me.
但这一次你将不会孤军奋斗 Well, this time you wouldn't be alone.
而且我保证我不会要你的命 And I promise that I won't kill you.
自从他让我有了这个想法 Ever since he put this idea in my head,
我就无法想象任何其他人出版《风骚女子》了 I cannot imagine anyone else publishing Minx.
确实 我向来喜欢突破禁忌 Well, I have always been tickled by the taboo.
好吧 All right.
或许在我真正退休之前 Maybe I have one good chapter left
我的职业生涯还能再多一个篇章 before I call it a career.
我的天 Oh, my God.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? -Yes.
我的天 太不可置信了 Oh, my God, this is incredible!
天呐 Oh, my God.
我不敢相信他竟然是对的 I cannot believe he was right.
是 他是对的 Yes, he was.
他还蛮有魅力的嘛 Quite the charmer, isn't he?
这个嘛... Well...
但我们用得着他吗 Yeah, but do we need him?
那狗显然是他偷来的 Look, the man clearly stole that dog,
他这种冒进的性子风险巨大 and that kind of bravado is very risky.
好吧 是的 All right, yes.
的确 他的手段…不太寻常 Yes, his methods are... unconventional.
但他以他的方式推动我实现了一次次的突破 But he pushes me in a way that makes me so much better.
是他成就了今天的我 I would not be here if it weren't for him.
《风骚女子》的成功 既属于我 也属于他 Minx is as much his success as it is mine.
呃 你可永远永远别把这话告诉他啊 Uh, can you please never, ever tell him that, though?
哦 我们女人绝不泄露赞美 Oh, a woman would never.
好 Great.
太好了 Great.
呃... Uh...
我 我跟你一起 Um, I'll come with.
好样的 孩子 你谈成了 Well, look at you! You closed the deal, kid!
我们现在是五五分成的合伙关系了 我敢说 We're 50/50 partners, and I'm telling you,
这次将大有不同 it's gonna be different this time.
是51%和49%康斯坦斯坚持的 Actually, 51/49-- Constance insisted.
嘿 我来这儿的时候可是两手空空啊 Well, that's 49 more than I had this morning.
不错吧 How's that?
不等剪彩仪式直接走是不是不太礼貌 Was it rude not to stay for the ribbon ceremony?
不会 我们此行的目的达到了 No. We got what we came for.
走吧 Let's go.
让我弄清楚 我辞掉工作 So let me get this straight-- I quit my job
结果新工作地方没变 同事也没变 to end up at the same place with the same people
只是少了三份薪水是吗 minus three paycheques?
真是太好了 如今是一名伯爵夫人当家做主 Isn't it great? And now a countess is in charge.
嘿 前伯爵夫人 Uh, former countess.
嘿 Hey!
我跟你们说 我还真去过法属波利尼西 And I just want you to know that I've actually been to French Polynesia,
那可比这个破地方强多了 and it's a lot nicer than this shithole.
但那里没有神风鸡尾酒 But they do not serve kamikazes.
敬回归 朋友们 Well, to being back, everybody.
-敬新项目 -还有欠薪 -On new terms. -With back pay.
走着瞧吧 We'll see.
哇哦 Whoo!
-嗯 -嗯哼哼 - Mmm. - Mmm, mmm, mmm.
太棒了 Oh, God.
你真的要为了商学院放弃这一切吗 You really gonna leave all this for business school?
-再来点吗 -哇哦 -You want more? - Whoo!
我在考虑 -I was thinking about it.
就别考虑了 Well, don't.
我们的福气还在后头呢 The best is yet to come.
大家注意 All right, everyone,
下一轮我请 the next round is on me!
我们好好庆祝一番 We are celebrating!
♪♪ You wear it well ♪♪
♪♪ A little out of time But I don't mind ♪♪
♪♪ But I ain't forgetting That you were once mine ♪♪
♪♪ But I blew it Without even tryin' ♪♪
♪♪ Now I'm eatin' My heart out ♪♪
♪♪ Tryin' to get A letter through ♪♪
♪♪ Since you've been gone It's hard to carry on ♪♪
♪♪ I'm gonna write About the birthday gown ♪♪
♪♪ That I bought in town ♪♪
♪♪ When you sat down And cried on the stairs ♪♪
♪♪ You knew It didn't cost the earth ♪♪
♪♪ But for what it's worth ♪♪
♪♪ You make me feel A millionaire ♪♪
♪♪ And you wear it well ♪♪
♪♪ Madame Onassis Got nothin' on you ♪♪
♪♪ No, no ♪♪
♪♪ Anyway, my coffee's cold And I'm getting told ♪♪
♪♪ That I gotta get back to wor♪♪
♪♪ So when the sun goes low And you're home all alone ♪♪
♪♪ Think of me and try not to l♪♪
哦天呐 这真是文化盛况
当康妮看到我们大展身手时 我们就一路畅通无阻啦
乔伊斯还有一些顾虑
我是个有趣的人吗
我觉得你在工作狂中 算很有趣的
看这厚实多汁的鲜肉馅饼
那是首俳句吗
我感觉我快兜不住了
那就处理好啊 我们一定要掌控全场
你知道你这样做会丢掉工作的 小姐
我知道 这是我的工作 我知道的